The Pig-English Dictionary

How many times have you been hanging out at the trough, wishing you could get in on the grunting and squealing? How embarrassing and frustrating it is to be left out of the barnyard banter. And spider translators, while helpful, simply take too long. Well, worry no more. Buy two copies of this guide (one for you, and one for your pig), and you'll be grunting up a storm in no time. Even if you initially "grunt like a runt," as the piggies often say, before long you'll be able to "squeal with appeal."