The Cow-English Dictionary

How often have you been left out of the farmyard banter, left scratching your head when cows are making jokes and telling stories? If you're like most people, you've always wanted to learn to speak cow, but never found the time. Well, look no further. This guide can help you learn to speak a surprising amount of cow in a single afternoon. So why wait? Buy two copies of this guide (one for you and one for your cow) and you'll be able to "schmooze with moos" today!