The Pessimist-English Dictionary

If you're not naturally pessimistic, the pessimist mindset can be difficult to understand, but with a surprisingly small investment of time you can learn to speak Pessimist, and find the right answer to these very important questions: "Can you help me move this weekend? It won't take long." "Can I come inside and try to convert you to my religion?" "Did you just break this priceless Ming Dynasty vase?" The Pessimist-English Dictionary. For all the times you're positive you need to be negative.