The Cat-English Dictionary

Cats have been an enigma for time immemorial, but thanks to a recent linguistic breakthrough, the cat language code has finally been cracked. Imagine the benefits of speaking cat: Knowing which food your cat will actually eat. Being able to stop petting your cat before she sinks her teeth into your hand. Sharing a chuckle over the latest Garfield. Buy two copies of this guide today (one for you and one for your cat) and you can finally have a chat with your cat.