The Duck-English Dictionary
Ducks are one of nature's true miracles, equally at home in the air, on land, and in the water. Haven't you always wanted to know what thoughts run through the enigmatic duck mind? Well, now you can, with The Duck-English Dictionary! Consider what you could ask: "Is it true that a duck's quack doesn't echo?" "What's so exciting about the south in the winter?" or, "How do you know when someone's calling you, and when you're supposed to put your head down?" Time flies, so get your ducks in a row, and you can talk with the flock. Let's get quacking!