The Chicken-English Dictionary

A number of mysteries surround chickens. Just how scarce are hens' teeth? Why did that chicken cross the road? And once and for all, which came first, the chicken or the egg? Wouldn't it be amazing if you could finally chat with your chicken and get some answers? Well, now you can. The Chicken-English Dictionary will have you picking up bwak-talk in no time. Even if you're no spring chicken, this guide will make it easy for you to get on out to that barnyard and cluck with pluck, so you'll really have something to crow about.